venus flytrap indeed.

matt thinks he loves theme designers. it's baffling to me, then, why he feels the need to keep changing the titles and descriptions of their themes, once they're installed on wordpress.com.

the 281(3) incident (where he renamed it twenty-eight thirteen, despite it being a 3-column version of ...

No, Really, we are

We're The Best. Just ask us. That's why we have no respect for budgets.

Seriously, with a plus sign on every single number, will they actually get clients? i mean, i know i'm in ...

Garland: A Chronology in Point Form

wordpress.com releases custom CSS as a paid upgrade
forseeing themes with options becoming rarer on wordpress.com, (they might detract from custom CSS sales), i suggest that an alternative upgrade to custom CSS could be the addition of themes that ...

Telling Jesus to go to hell

alright, Mullenweig, you win. It's finally worth the effort for me to take Owen's advice and installed X-Dashboard. You would have thought that it had been asked for enough times. You would have thought that the recent wp-hackers waffling over the inclusion of ...

Signs

burning off half my eyelashes on one eye while lighting a cigarette off the stove is probably a sign that i need to just buck up and buy a lighter.  or zippo fuel.  or both.