Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

Update, in point form

2 weeks after we dropped a $4G+ downpayment on our car,
one of our roommates announced she's moving in with her boyfriend in july (2 months before the end of the lease)
rather than deal with the hell that is craigslist and subletting,
we found a schmancy new apartment in logan square
it ...