9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
Isaac pointed me to this list on the best of craigslist. man, that's brilliant. although number 7 should probably include something about the long list of christian atrocities (inquisition, crusades, etc.) that require a blind eye as well.